The Apology Generator
Sincere. Formal. Completely made up.
Who are you apologizing to?
Nature of offense
— select one —
existing in someone's peripheral vision
using the word "synergy" unironically
replying all
breathing audibly
sending a meeting invite without an agenda
microwaving fish in the office
being 4 minutes early
excessive enthusiasm on a Monday
using a sans-serif font in a formal document
making eye contact for slightly too long
Generate Formal Apology
Office of Formal Regrets — Est. Never
Letter of Sincere Apology
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